i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

#no we don’t

What

I cant believe I’m living in a time where Kingdom Hearts gets leaked onto PornHub

this is the funniest cutscene ive seen in my life im gonna throw up

Batman @ Robin:

Tea

I don’t have a faq. All you need to know is that my meat is huge and i’m sexy as hell